Thursday, March 19, 2020

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Shower thoughts, coronavirus edition.
More fails.
More people are garbage.
Other drivers are stupid.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, March 05, 2020

More puns.
More technically correct posts.
More bad days.
Ridiculous substitutes for plates.
People who should be banned from the kitchen.
More parenting tweets.
More shower thoughts.

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Bad life "Pro" tips.
Funny tweets by women.
More parenting tweets.
People are dumb.
Unanswerable kids' questions.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Thursday, February 06, 2020

Cures for baby fever.
Out of the mouths of 7-year-olds.
More bad days, one and two.
More dad jokes.
Children can be birth control.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Things said by kids.
Toddlers are irrational.
Dumb designs.
More dad jokes.
What's with your hair?
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 23, 2020

The wacky world of advertising.
People are garbage.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Enraging imperfections.
Nostalgia: 90s life hacks.
More bad days: one and two.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 09, 2020

In case you haven't seen it: elephant toothpaste.
More Tumblr humor.
More technically accurate.
More parenting tweets.
More kids are dumb.

Thursday, January 02, 2020

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Things that fit perfectly.
People are stupid.
More bad days.
More unlikely occurrences.
More parenting tweets: one and two.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

More bad days.
Tweets about the dentist.
Tweets about mall Santas.

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Spoiler-free tweets about Frozen 2.
More shower thoughts.
Dad memes.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, December 05, 2019

More gud speelers.
Call the fire department for these burns.
More bad days.
More parenting tweets.
Horrible Thanksgiving recipe traditions.

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Thursday, November 21, 2019

Thursday, November 14, 2019

Thursday, November 07, 2019

More bad days.
More dad jokes: one and two.
Kids, man; kids.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Clever comebacks.
Words and phrases are hard.
More parenting tweets and kids are dumb.

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Thursday, October 03, 2019

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Some repeats, some new cooking fails.
More bad days.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Thursday, September 12, 2019