Things said by kids.

Toddlers are irrational.

Dumb designs.

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What's with your hair?

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The wacky world of advertising.

People are garbage.

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Enraging imperfections.

Nostalgia: 90s life hacks.

More bad days: one and two.

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In case you haven't seen it: elephant toothpaste.

More Tumblr humor.

More technically accurate.

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More kids are dumb.

Tumblr is hilarious.

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