Thursday, December 26, 2019

Things that fit perfectly.
People are stupid.
More bad days.
More unlikely occurrences.
More parenting tweets: one and two.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

More bad days.
Tweets about the dentist.
Tweets about mall Santas.

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Spoiler-free tweets about Frozen 2.
More shower thoughts.
Dad memes.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, December 05, 2019

More gud speelers.
Call the fire department for these burns.
More bad days.
More parenting tweets.
Horrible Thanksgiving recipe traditions.