Thursday, June 25, 2020

Thursday, June 18, 2020

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Thursday, June 04, 2020

Kids' protest signs.
Classic Twitter humor.
More puns.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, May 28, 2020

More technically accurate.
Wives/girlfriends be funny.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Oh, internet!
Moms being moms.
More fails.
Kids, man. Kids.
More parenting tweets.
Living with monsters. (#1 could be from my house.)

Thursday, May 07, 2020

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Thursday, April 23, 2020

You had one job.
Kids are brutally honest.
More parenting memes.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Kids are little negotiators.
Oh, the irony.
More fails.
More bad days.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, April 09, 2020

Uncomfortable images.
More puns.
Social distancing for introverts.
Random tweets.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, April 02, 2020

More fails.
More bad days.
Coronavirus tweets, relationship edition.
Coronavirus quarantine, with kids.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

More fails.
Memes about your 40s.
My kid can't eat this because...
Terrible kitchen designs.
More adulting struggles.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Shower thoughts, coronavirus edition.
More fails.
More people are garbage.
Other drivers are stupid.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, March 05, 2020

More puns.
More technically correct posts.
More bad days.
Ridiculous substitutes for plates.
People who should be banned from the kitchen.
More parenting tweets.
More shower thoughts.

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Bad life "Pro" tips.
Funny tweets by women.
More parenting tweets.
People are dumb.
Unanswerable kids' questions.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Thursday, February 06, 2020

Cures for baby fever.
Out of the mouths of 7-year-olds.
More bad days, one and two.
More dad jokes.
Children can be birth control.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Things said by kids.
Toddlers are irrational.
Dumb designs.
More dad jokes.
What's with your hair?
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 23, 2020

The wacky world of advertising.
People are garbage.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Enraging imperfections.
Nostalgia: 90s life hacks.
More bad days: one and two.
More parenting tweets.

Thursday, January 09, 2020

In case you haven't seen it: elephant toothpaste.
More Tumblr humor.
More technically accurate.
More parenting tweets.
More kids are dumb.

Thursday, January 02, 2020